It cracks me up when the actors on a show are also the producers because I always picture them casting themselves like
"Who’ll play the main character? Ah yes. Me."
u can’t beat the monuments men
umm excuse u
don’t mess with the Polar Express
Do you ever just like flex your foot wrong and it cramps and you’re just like this is it, this is how it ends
so when i went to japan my host sister went through my camera and saw
this is the goodbye letter she wrote me
when someone gets a lyric reference you made and then continues with the next line
*sunlight hits your laptop screen*
every piece of dust in the world
From now on Im going to speak like an anime protagonist giving an inspirational speech, because….. *clenches fist* because there are people who believe in me! People who are constantly giving me strength! And even if they’re not with me right now…. *faint smile at the ground*…. They’re always sending me their wishes a-and I want to be able to give them courage too!!!!
checking the mtv fandom awards update like
this hedgehog is cheering for u bc u can do anything
think of how fucking alien and strange this looks to someone with no knowledge of pokemon
I fell in love the way you fall down: slowly, and then all at once.
when was the last time the bro warned you dog in a teen romance
It’s a metaphor, see: you put the jelly on the hot god but you are NOT high enough to DO something like that.